karli-thunder:

- Did you just get engaged to break into an office? What are you going to do?

- Well, not actually marry her, obviously. I’ll tell her that our entire relationship was a ruse to break into her boss’s office. I imagine she’ll want to stop seeing me at that point.

jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

an actual child gloating after winning a game of jenga
(x)

cooldadgang:

kianaisthenamedontwearitout:

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

Someone one’s

i fucked up

Norse Mythology
  • Everyone: LOKI NO
  • Loki: LOKI YES
  • *later*
  • Loki: Okay yeah, Loki no.

kelsthericeball:

sam’s face is precious. its a combination of pure terror at first and then confusion

   (via hellredsky)

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
awwww-cute:

I feel like I interrupted something while walking through the pet store

awwww-cute:

I feel like I interrupted something while walking through the pet store