- Did you just get engaged to break into an office? What are you going to do?
- Well, not actually marry her, obviously. I’ll tell her that our entire relationship was a ruse to break into her boss’s office. I imagine she’ll want to stop seeing me at that point.
I’m sure he’d be proud too
an actual child gloating after winning a game of jenga
ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin
i fucked up
sam’s face is precious. its a combination of pure terror at first and then confusion
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
I feel like I interrupted something while walking through the pet store